Top 10 Fr. Corapi-isms

Father Corapi

Found this over on Patrick Madrid’s site. It’s modeled after the famously funny Chuck Norris-isms. Very funny!

I’ve mentioned Fr. Corapi quite a bit on Fallible Blogma. Here are a few of the reasons why:

10. When Father Corapi does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the world down.

9. Father Corapi doesn’t sleep. He waits.

8. Father Corapi can make onions cry.

7. Father Corapi keeps a nightlight on when he goes to bed, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

6. Superman wears Father Corapi pajamas.

5. Father Corapi doesn’t read books. He stares them down till he gets the information he wants.

4. Every night before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Father Corapi.

3. Father Corapi can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

2. Father Corapi’s calendar goes straight from March 3lst to April 2nd. No one fools Father Corapi.

1. Once, a cobra bit Father Corapi in the leg. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18 comments Add comment

Jeffrey Pinyan March 11, 2010 at 8:58 am

Well, I was expecting Fr. Corapi quotes, but this was good fun nonetheless.

“I’m not going to Hell for anybody!”

Matthew Warner March 11, 2010 at 9:15 am

That’s a good idea, Jeffrey! Got any more? Anyone else have any other favorite Fr. Corapi quotes?

Mary July 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm

“If one or more of the Church’s teachings don’t fit into your lifestyle, what has to change is your lifestyle.” ~Fr. Corapi

Lucy March 11, 2010 at 10:07 am

Ha! Wow, these are great!
I especially like the last two Corapi-isms. :)

Angela Santana March 11, 2010 at 11:18 am

SSSOOOOO hilarious!! I love it! Sharing it with all my friends.

Doris Bond March 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Fr. Corapi~a Marine General in God’s army!

Doris Bond March 11, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Fr. Corapi is a Marine General in God’s army. Spreading this blogsite!

Timothy Rothhaar March 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm

My favorite Fr. Corapi quote is “If she’s good enough for Jesus, she’s good enough for you” (referring to the Blessed Mother).

jon March 11, 2010 at 7:23 pm

um chuck norris wants his jokes back

C.P. April 30, 2010 at 11:28 pm

He said they’re based on Chuck Norris jokes. I kind of like this version better.

gnee March 13, 2010 at 4:45 pm

I have questions about evangelizing; got a section for it?

C G June 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm

What a Priest we have in Fr Corapi
wish we had hundreds more like him
we would bring the country back to Christ.

Garald L. Easton October 13, 2010 at 10:03 am

How can I get a copy of Father Corapi’s talk from the Ava Maria Radio show of October 4, 2010. This was the noon presentation.

Thank you and God Bless,


Fr S February 6, 2011 at 4:57 pm

“They are the ten commandments, not the ten suggestions!”

JoeAllen March 29, 2011 at 4:05 am

“In my younger days, when I was physically fit, I would have grabbed the gun out of his hand, but at this time in my life, in my weakened state, I … … grabbed the gun out of his hand.”

Mabel & Bill Klumpp June 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Praying for Fr. Corapi to come back to us real soon. God love him and God bless him. We need more like him in the Priesthood. He sure knows how to get the message across quickly and with humor. We could listen to him and learn from him for hours. XO

Mary Beth Marthis June 28, 2011 at 9:38 am

We are praying for this evil to be gone from Fr. Corapi. Problem with the Church today , is to many people do not kike the truth. Keep praying for Fr. John A. Corapi .Fight this evil w/ Truth,The armor of God,the shield of faith,the helmet of salvation, and the two edge sword of the Spirit .. quoits by , You got it !

dawne November 5, 2011 at 6:11 pm

He preached the word of God. We all fall short. We seem to to have forgotten this. Casting no stones at him. The greatest saints have fallen, this is proof. The devil has not won! Amen

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